#oh the burn
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Decay exists as an extant form of life
#artists on tumblr#my art#gavle goat#gavlebocken#yule#yule goat#happy yule#merry yule#christmas#hi yes I’m alive#so much work but oh well#wishing you happy holidays :D#new year#2024#2023#happy new year#happy holidays#Gavleboken 2023#christmas goat#burn the goat
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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash
continuation of this
#stay down here and watch garbage like you burn#its all youre good for!#transformers one#transformers#elita one#tf one darkwing#maccadam#i just wanted to draw elita beating someone up LOOL#do i tag bumblebee#this comic is like#about him#but he isnt actually here#errm#hc that darkwing was the one who threw bee down there#i know some people have said that sentinel did it but i really dont think hes waste his time on him#im guessing darkwing threw bee down there like he did to orion and dee#and bee REALLY takes it seriously#oh watching garbage burn is my job then#i dont think darkwing would remember him#it was so long ago too
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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara
They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them
But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd
The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>
#zutara#zuko#katara#atla#book 2 au#my art#i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭#so this is how i think it would go#it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls#she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire#she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko#and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj#even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!'#it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers#zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her#little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd#n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her#i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really?#zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful#and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald#in conclusion they are idiots your honor
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I keep on hearing people go all "The voice of the Smitten is such a creep. All he wants in the princess is someone to control and keep as a pretty object. He'd drop the princess if she wasn't the perfect petite maiden like in the damsel route." and I will not stand for the Smitten slander.
Like- He's been in love with her as a burning corpse ghost lady:

A terrifying ghost woman who wants to bring fear and chaos to the world:

And even a murderous blade monster woman who would kill you and enjoy every second of it:

Like, he ALWAYS loves the princess no matter what she looks like or how she acts, he loves her for being herself no matter what or who she is. That's the point of his character and I'm tired of people slandering my boy.
#dappy's twaddles#slay the princess#he loves the princess quite literally unconditionally#He'd love her even if she were a worm#voice of the smitten#cw burns#cw gore#cw blood#I feel like that's also like- The actual flaw of him ppl look over#It's 'Oh his flaw is that he only loves an idealized version of the princess' which couldn't be farther from the truth#His real flaw is that he loves the princess NO MATTER WHAT even if she was the most evil horrid person he'd still die for her#And while that sounds good initially that leads to a lot of messy things in excess#because yeah- still loving and basically white knighting for someone no matter how awful they are isn't a good thing
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My favorite Merthur dynamic, especially in slow-burn fics is, once they’ve had their “oh” moments. Arthur is doing backflips around the fact that he’s in love with a man, let alone his manservant, let alone Merlin. And then there’s Merlin, who takes one look inward and is like “well, this might as well happen,” and then tucks this secret away inside him with the rest of them. Because, well, his life is already Arthur’s, his heart might as well be too.
Meanwhile, Arthur is screaming crying throwing up, and nobody knows why, least of all Merlin, but damn if he’s not going to give figuring it out his best shot. Cue Merlin performing various acts of sorcery on a passed out Arthur to find out why his king can’t get a full sentence out in his presence without getting flustered.
#they’re my favorite chaotic clotpoles#in case you couldn't tell#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin x arthur#Merlin#emrys#Merlin bbc#bbc merlin#prince Arthur#King Arthur#king arthur pendragon#prince Arthur pendragon#oh moment#slow burn#pure chaos#I stand by#magic is an allegory for queerness in bbc merlin
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Genuinely, and I mean this kindly, but learning to recognize bait and not engaging with it will change your fandom experience.
#once you realize : oh theyre just trying to rile me up and i dont care to give them a response#everything is less stressful#i keep seeing the same arguments rehashed every six or so months#i know a lot of people are new and dont know but the trolls youre arguing with do#theyre trying to burn yall out and send you packing#also i do think there is something very funny about someone spending all that time color coding a bait post#and no one engages with it like wow you tried#i understand the passion people feel AND at some point you gotta let it go#anyway i do feel like the best way to sustain longevity is to just block the tags/people who enrage you
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#mikayla demaiter#carpet burn#money shot#triple a rating#super spreader#tight as fuck#sex goddess#daddys little fuck toy#big juicy titts#ultimate sex machine#magnificent rack#absolutely stunning#all flesh#tasty kitty#pussy spotlight#daddys fuck doll#platinum spread#oh fuck yes#omg look at that!
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metroland is burning
no god is here
you must start mutating
these are the rules of the game
#lyrics from everything everything's song Metroland Is Burning#unabashedly spiderverse inspired#i heard euclidean blood is silver? like liquid mercury?#i also heard that bill turned the euclidean plane towards the sun and fried it which is not. what is depicted here. but oh well#art#myart#fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#the book of bill#bill cipher#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#euclydia#this is not a website dot com#tbob spoilers#tw eyestrain
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Like fyreflies to a flame...
#firefly hsr#hsr firefly#hsr fanart#honkai star rail#fanart#art#my art#honkai star rail fanart#adding her to my prints catalogue:D#astronomically late but oh well#burn to ashes!!!!! set the seas ablaze!!!!
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you know the plotline in funeral for a friend where lois breaks into cadmus after finding out they stole clark's body, and she's pissed and grieving and so angry that they'd desecrate him in death?
i keep thinking idly about like. some au where in that process, she not only found clark's body strapped onto a lab table and hooked up to computers for all sorts of analysis, but also... she found the results of that research.
like. she's not thinking about secret identities or how to explain her sudden acquisition of a little guy. she just saw a little guy with clark's face in a tube, after being furious beyond measure about the theft and desecration of clark's body. she wasn't thinking about next steps. she just lost her shit and acted. only stopped to think about it later...
... i.e., lois phoning up ma and pa like haha. remember how we were just talking about how ill never get to marry clark and you'll never have grandkids and all that? um. well. there may have been. a development. WHAT? no!!! im not pregnant!! it's. uhhhhh it's. a lot more complicated than that?
ma on the phone: what do you mean? can you start at the beginning, dear?
lois, panicking: What Do You Do With A Child. Teenager. Person. Guy.
anyway here's how conner lane can still win,
#rimi talks#it changes so much of kon's story if he isn't alone at first#but during my recent rots reread i just kept wondering like. where is he sleeping?? where is he getting food???#when he fights those guys on easy street and they burn his jacket he's like that's my only jacket!!!#LIKE WHERE IS HE LIVING HOW IS HE LIVING. IM WORRIED ABOUT HIM#bibbo should've kept him hfdhfgjjtr#but. anyway. i want to see him imprint on lois like a baby duckling#i think it would be funny but also so sweet and also heartbreaking in comparison to canon#how WOULD she explain the sudden teenager acquisition? oh you know#lois#kon
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if there's one thing about Lou Wilson it's that he goes above and beyond when given the option to sabotage himself and his party
#escalation from pinocchio purposefully walking into a trap to him lying about getting possessed and burning everything fabian has on adaine#'fabian loses control of a bodily function' [picks the worst one]#also i think gunnie chefs tools casino bit could be an example#looking at the stepmother#he just keeps it interesting#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#OH AND how could i forget the bad awful no good day in leviathan
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We got shadow milk and mystic flower out of the phone/game but what about my man burning spice 😔
Oh, what do we have here?
extra
#yall love sentient beasts huh#burning spice cookie x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#mystic flour cookie x reader#crk x you#crk x reader#alli answers#if burning spice is crazy coming out of your phone imagine eternal sugar#I HOPE I DID SPICE SOME JUSTICE#oh and ya ur phone is in a brink of death by how big the characters coming out from it
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millennial depression ody vs gen z depression ody in 4k by the WONDERFUL @aerbitions <3<3<3
#AMY I LOVE U SO MUCH#LOOK AT MY BABY BOYYYYYYY#:3 (he's planning on burning the place to the ground)#oh im OBSESSED#OBSESSEDDDDDD#ODYSSEUS. / fc.#aerbitions#follower art#art#SAVED.#odyverse#odysseus#epic#epic the musical
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You should draw men pregnant
Alright. Here’s Great Master Airplane after he messed up by saying PIDW was his baby in the drafts before transmigrating. I wonder what 10 mil words looks like as a baby 🤔
#svsss#shang qinghua#The MPreg Asks#drivebypainter art#my art#god I want to burn this#his judging stare…#anyways whose next? tell me in the comments el oh el
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my beautiful wife <3333
#I think I’m gonna keep going with these alnst fanart until I either do all the characters or burn out#I love them sm u don’t understand#I couldn’t get the colors right on this but oh well#my art#digital art#fanart#alnst#alien stage#alnst hyuna#alien stage hyuna#hyuna
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